Fun Games & Odd Stuff

Here are the top ten reason why you should date a nurse from Northen New Jersey.

* White scrubs are see through
* We asses all areas of the body
* Scrubs make for easy access
* They are clean
* They don't gag
* They know your body inside and out
* They know mouth to mouth
* 2 words... Sponge Bath
* They know how to penetrate things
* They have restraints and aren't afraid to use them
* They always have a rubber on hand
* They can go all night long
* We’re used to handling all types of bodily fluids
* We’re good at taking orders
* We know all the right places to palpate
* We know how to properly apply restraints
* We know lots of different positions…
* We know that lubrication is helpful in any procedure
* We’re always up for a good game of doctor

Just a little thing I thought you guys would enjoy.